Top 6 Funniest Quotes In Guardians of The Galaxy

There is no denying that when you go through the films within The Marvel Cinematic Universe, Guardians of The Galaxy Vol.1 became a catalyst for injecting more humor into it. Every subsequent film has certainly drawn inspiration from its successful humor. 

Relatively unknown amongst the general public prior to the release of Guardians of The Galaxy Vol.1, this unorthodox group of superhero aliens is now some of the funniest and most loveable characters in the entire MCU. Here are our top 6 Funniest quotes from the guardians.

I Have Sensitive Nipples - Drax The Destroyer

As someone who is also known as the destroyer, you don’t expect him to have many weaknesses. Turns out that Drax can’t wear Rocket’s aero rigs because it hurts his sensitive nipples!

I’m Mary Poppins Y’all - Yondu

While not technically a member of the guardians, Yondu is still just as loved! As he uses his whistle-controlled arrow to descend in Guardians Vol.2, he and Quill have the following exchange.

Peter Quill – “You look like Mary Poppins.” Yondu – “Is he cool?” Peter Quill – “Hell yeah, he’s cool.” Yondu – “I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!”

There are many funny things in life. But a blue alien with a country vibe screaming that at the top of his lungs tops it.

 Nothing Goes Over My Head! My Reflexes Are Too Fast, I Would Catch It! - Drax The Destroyer

Peter Quill – “Yeah, I’ll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.” Drax the Destroyer – “DO NOT ever call me a thesaurus.” Peter Quill – “It’s just a metaphor, dude.” Rocket Raccoon – “His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head.” Drax the Destroyer – “*Nothing* goes over my head…! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.”

Dave Bautista does an incredible job of playing Drax The Destroyer in the franchise bringing a genius level of comedic timing. We have no doubt that he will bring the same flare to Guardians of The Galaxy Vol.3 as it is his last movie.

Well, Now I'm Standing. Happy? We're All Standing Now. Bunch Of Jackasses Standing In A Circle. - Rocket Raccoon

It’s safe to say that Bradley Cooper doesn’t get enough credit in The MCU as most people don’t realize it’s him playing Rocket. He does a great job of bringing reality back to this situation and recognizing how cheesy some moments in a team-up can really be!

I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I become invisible to the eye. - Drax The Destroyer

Another great moment from Drax. With a complete lack of self-awareness, he has no issue with eavesdropping on Quill and Gamora's conversation as he believes at that moment to be invisible while eating his snacks at a slightly slower pace than usual!

Prosthetic Leg - Rocket

Rocket Raccoon – “That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg.” Peter Quill – “His leg?” Rocket Raccoon – “Yeah. God knows I don’t need the rest of him. Look at him. He’s useless.”

Rocket’s sense of humor has no bounds, even in an emergency situation and a desperate need to get out of jail. He still gets Quill to steal a man’s prosthetic limb “for giggles” despite it playing no part in their escape.

Guardians of The Galaxy Vol.3 will be released in theatres on May 5, 2023. We will see the cast returning as well as director James Gunn, so there will no doubt be lots more laughs to come!

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