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Monty Python's The Black Knight Statue Won't Stop Verbally Abusing You


The Marvel Cinematic Universe might be getting its own Black Knight who will be played by Game of Thrones star Kit Harington. But before the Marvel superhero, there was a Black Knight who once proved to be a worthy adversary to King Arthur himself. Monty Python and the Holy Grail's iconic Black Knight is now available as a small statue and he will not stop verbally abusing you.

The Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight Deluxe Talking Premium Motion Statue is available for pre-order on Entertainment Earth and is guaranteed to be a feisty present even for the King of the Britains. It stands at 7 1/2 inches and has removable arms that it insists are only flesh wounds. Sorry, you can't chop off his legs but that should be a good thing if you're worried that he might bite your legs off.

In addition to being highly detailed and accurately sculpted, this fine knight speaks! The statue delivers 10 of the character's iconic lines from the film. Here's a list of everything the Black Knight will say to you.

"Tis but a scratch"
"I've had worse"
"Ohh, ohh I see, running away ehh?... you yellow Bastard!"
"Come back ‘ere and take what's coming to you… I'll bite your legs off!"
"s'alright, we'll call it a draw"
"It's just a flesh wound"
"Have at you!"
"I'm invincible!"
"I move for no man!"
"None shall pass, none shall pass!"

The Black Knight was played by John Cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The statue should go perfectly with your plush Rabbit of Caerbannog.

The Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight Deluxe Talking Premium Motion Statue is currently available for pre-order and will be shipped by January.

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