15 Things You Only Know If You're A Whovian

Are you counting down the days until Peter Capaldi makes his debut as the 12th Doctor? Then you're going to want to read this list.

  1. Time isn’t a straight line from cause to effect. It’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey… stuff.

  2. If you ever see a statue of an angel – or just to be on the safe side, any statue – then DON’T BLINK

  3. Bowties are cool.

  4. For that matter, so are fezes. Fezes are cool too.

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    Fishsticks dipped in custard is absolutely delicious.

  6. If you ever see the phrase “Bad Wolf” randomly spray-painted somewhere… it’s safe to assume that the universe is telling you something important.

  7. The best way to get married if you’re over 900 years old is to go adventuring with her parents and unwittingly allow them to conceive your future wife in your time-machine.

  8. The TARDIS is indeed a woman.

  9. Captain Jack Harkness is the sexiest man in the known universe.

  10. Screwdrivers are far more useful than knives or guns.

  11. Only Daleks say “Exterminate,” Pest Control be damned

  12. Books are the best weapons in the world.

  13. When in doubt, run.

  14. Fantastic things happen on Christmas Day. Fantastic Alien Things.

  15. 'Doctor Who' is not a title. It’s a question.

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