Yesterday, Joe and Anthony Russo issued a statement to the fans regarding Avengers: Infinity War asking them politely not to spoil the film for the rest of the fans when they start the press tour. The tweet came with the hashtag #thanosdemandsyoursilence.
Now, Funny or Die has created an "honest", uncensored version that reveals what the Russo brothers were really thinking when they wrote the letter, and it's brutally hilarious! Check it out below:
Of course, some websites and social media pages will probably spoil the fun just shortly after its world premiere, so if you really want to make sure you avoid spoilers 100%, just don't get online or talk to a friend who can't control their tongue.
An unprecedented cinematic journey ten years in the making and spanning the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Studios' Avengers: Infinity War brings to the screen the ultimate, deadliest showdown of all time. As the Avengers and their allies have continued to protect the world from threats too large for any one hero to handle, a new danger has emerged from the cosmic shadows: Thanos. A despot of intergalactic infamy, his goal is to collect all six Infinity Stones, artifacts of unimaginable power, and use them to inflict his twisted will on all of reality. Everything the Avengers have fought for has led up to this moment – the fate of Earth and existence itself has never been more uncertain.
The film stars Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Anthony Mackie, Paul Bettany, Elizabeth Olson, Jeremy Renner, Chadwick Boseman, Sebastian Stan, Don Cheadle, Chris Pratt, Dave Bautista, Zoe Saldana, Pom Klementieff, Benedict Cumberbatch, Benedict Wong, Sean Gunn, Tom Holland, Paul Rudd, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, and Josh Brolin.
Avengers: Infinity War hits U.S. theaters on April 27.