25 Dec 2015 8:09 AM +00:00 UTC

Drunk Girl Hilariously Attempts To Explain Star Wars Starring Richard Gere and Chupacabra

It's hard to believe that there are still people out there who haven't seen the original Star Wars trilogy. 

One such person is Maggie K., DJ Mark Zabala's girlfriend, and Zabala posted a video of her on his Facebook page on Tuesday explaining the entire film franchise -- after a few glasses of wine.   

Star Wars (the Drunk Version)
My girlfriend explains Star Wars after a few glasses of wine. She's hasn't seen any...
Posted by
Mark Zabala
on Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Maggie has never actually seen a Star Wars film, but she believes she has seen enough promos, commercials and merchandising to accurately summarize the plot of the whole saga. 

In this six-plus minutes of the video, Maggie says that Star Wars involves a character named Lucas and his sidekick Richard Gere (We know she means Han Solo) rescuing the princess; Chewbaba the cat; angel Stormtroopers; and a little green clairvoyant guy was either a chupacabra or a Buddha in "another timeline"

Zabala even puts up some accompanying images on the screen during the hilarious narrative. Even the Beastie Boys make an appearance. 

This silly version of the Star Wars universe is a nice break from all the serious reviews and analysis that have spread online ever since The Force Awakens was released.