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Catch Honest Trailer for Jurassic Park III Before Jurassic World 2 Hits Theaters


Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom comes to theaters this Friday, and Screen Junkies has come out with an Honest Trailer for the movie that practically killed the franchise: Jurassic Park III.

Before you see the fifth Jurassic movie, revisit the chapter that made these movies go extinct for fifteen years; combining a rehashed plot, and TV-quality effects to score the lowest critical responsein the series. Ugh, why couldn’t Universal just listen to Jeff Goldblum?

It’s funny that the trailer should also compare Sam Neill to Indiana Jones as Harrison Ford was originally supposed to play the role of Dr. Grant in the first movie. We all know that didn’t push through, but just imagine a Jurassic Park film where Ford is Dr. Grant—Ford would have a third reason to be bugged by fanboys.

I also never realized that Tea Leoni did a lot of screaming, and that characters frequently say ‘My God’ in the film.

Though Jurassic Park III did get a lot of flak, it was kind of cool that Jurassic World still had a homage to the spinosaurus in the film.  I don’t know if there are any in Fallen Kingdom, but I could say that I actually enjoyed the film more than the first Jurassic World.

 

Catch Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom in theaters June 22.

See Also: Chris Pratt Told His Jurassic World Co-Star Bryce Dallas Howard The Ending Of Avengers 4

 

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