Dumb Finds a Way in Honest Trailer for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

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By Bayani Miguel Acebedo | More Articles Star Wars nerd. Toy collector. Occasional Cosplayer.
September 18, 2018  06:29 PM

A lot of hype was building up to the release of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom this year, but the movie ultimately turned out to be a disappointment. Now Screen Junkies has posted up their take on the film via their signature Honest Trailer series.

Just when you thought the Jurassic franchise couldn’t get any dumber, a sequel will show anyone who’s still clinging to the corpse of the original, “YOU. AIN’T. SEEN. STUPID. YET.”

I’ll admit, I didn’t really think the movie was as terrible as some people make it out to be. Sure they recycled a lot of formulas from previous movies, but I think it’s kind of interesting that the film ends with dinosaurs on the loose making the planet a literal Jurassic World.

I’m not even bummed out that Jeff Goldblum only gets so little screen time in the film. Having him on the adventure with Owen and Claire wouldn’t make sense, but having him bookend the film by discussing the entire theme of the film feels fitting for a character like Dr. Ian Malcolm.

Despite the reactions, Universal is still pushing forward with their third Jurassic World film with Colin Trevorrow returning to the helm. Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard are set to return, but there have been rumors going around that Laura Dern or Sam Neill could make a comeback to the Jurassic franchise.

Catch Jurassic World 3 in theaters June 11, 2021.

See Also: Catch Honest Trailer for the Original Predator Before Watching the Reboot

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Bayani Miguel Acebedo is a pop-culture dork. When he's not scouring the internet for news on the latest movies and games, he's building Star Wars model kits and playing Overwatch. He's a huge Star Wars geek, and his favorite X-Wing pilot is Jek Porkins. He likes Kevin Smith and Jared Hess movies, and he also does cosplay. What a nerd.