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7 Funniest Moments in Deadpool 2


SPOILER ALERT.

Deadpool is not done yet with his crazy antics. In fact, there is more where those came from. Deadpool 2 is truly entertaining that will leave us gasping for air as we laugh at its hilarious scenes. The audiences adore Wade Wilson aka Deadpool for being bold not only as a badass hero but also as a comedian that doesn't hold back for comedic gold. Deadpool's humor and crudeness never cease to surprise us. Here are the most hysterical sequences that induced unstoppable waves of laughter.

  1. Juggernaut Ripping Deadpool in Half

    As the exhilarating highway sequence end, there is a slow-motion shot of Deadpool wrapping is his legs around Cable’s neck to land safely. The biggest guy in the Icebox is finally revealed. It’s Juggernaut who we last saw from X-Men: The Last Stand. 

    Deadpool is really excited to see Juggernaut. The giant mutant charges towards Deadpool with murderous intent saying, “I’m gonna rip you in half now.” “That’s such a Juggernaut thing to do,” the Merc With a Mouth replies as Juggernaut tears his upper body from his legs.

    It is revealed that Juggernaut and Russell will work together to get his revenge to the Headmaster. Deadpool asks Russell,”What’s Juggernaut got that I don’t have? Don’t you say legs!” Russell mocks him by using his fingers to gesture walking then flashing dirty fingers. He said, “LEGS!” To add salt to the injury, Russell exits doing the rope pull dance step.

  2. Peter, the Guy who Saw the Ad

    The biggest surprise star in the film is not a mutant. Ryan Reynolds even commented that he wants to see him get his own Deadpool spin-off film. He just saw a LinkedIn ad and thought that it looked fun. Deadpool accepted him easily to the super team, making Dopinder cuss in the back.

    Before going on a rescue mission to save Russell, everybody is preparing their weapons. Peter, on the other hand, puts on some sunscreen saying,”I don’t know much about this Cable fella but I guarantee that he hasn’t killed as many people as melanoma has.” He almost backed out of the mission because of the high winds. Deadpool replied,”You think we didn’t jump out the plane to get a light breeze? You’re in this sh*t now, mustache!”

    X-Force members bravely jumped out of the plane while sat on the edge. Deadpool pushed him. Thankfully, he safely landed on his feet. So, we thought.

  3. X-Force’s Botched Rescue Mission

    It’s the hilarious rescue mission gone wrong. Deadpool just wouldn’t listen. They have planned to jump off the plane to chase the convoy carrying Russell. However, the winds are just too strong.

    The team jumped off anyways. Deadpool’s parachute is caught on a billboard as he watches the others struggle to control theirs. Bedlam almost landed in safety when a bus hit him hard. Deadpool didn’t expect that. Whoops.

    Shatterstar is next. Deadpool tells the direction in which he is supposed to follow. “LEFT! LEFT! Stage left you, idiot!” He is sliced by the blades of the helicopter, scattering his green alien blood everywhere. Then we saw a floating parachute that turns out to be Vanisher. He was caught on electric wires and got electrocuted. Nice cameo from Brad Pitt though!

    Our favorite, Peter, landed safely. Thank goodness. Zeitgeist lands in a wood chipper. Peter tried to be a hero to save him. However, Zeitgeist accidentally spits acid on him, killing him as well. Poor Peter. So, we thought. Again.

  4. Deadpool and Cable's Exchanges

    Deadpool and Cable have a weird yet interesting relationship. It is apparent ever since their first fight together in the Icebox. Deadpool can’t help but make Marvel and DC references around Cable. 

    Wade thought that Cable was after him at first asking, “What did I do to piss off a grumpy old fucker with a Winter Soldier arm?” Cable has no clue who Wade is so he asked him. In which Wade answered, “I’m Batman!” Knowing that Cable is from the future, Wade also asked him if dubstep is still a thing. Cable claimed that dubstep is for pussies. “You’re so dark. Are you sure you’re not from the DC universe? And, I love dubstep!”

    Cable asked Wade for help to prevent Russell and the Juggernaut in executing their plan. He grabbed something for his fanny pack that turns out to be lip balm. He applied it to his lips while talking to Wade, “You remind me of my wife.” Wade responded, “No, I’m sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.”

    For the ultimate fourth wall breaking joke, “Zip it, Thanos! We have a deal.” Deadpool delivered this line when they are stopping Russell from committing his first kill.

  5. Wade and Colossus’ Bromantic Moments

    Since the first movie, we saw the love-hate relationship of the iron giant Colossus and Deadpool. After Wade committed suicide, Colossus brings the pieces of his body (still alive) to the X-Mansion. Colossus even let Deadpool join the X-Men as a trainee. While complaining that the studio won’t throw them a bone, Colossus holds his neck against the walls saying that friends show up whenever you needed them the most. This leads to a manly hug with a bit of ass-groping. 

    It turns out that it’s not one-sided, after all. Deadpool shows that he cares for Colossus as well. He stands outside the X-Mansion, raising a mini-boombox that rips off the iconic boombox scene in Say Anything. “Colossus look… I don’t deserve your friendship or your help but this kid does. And, I’m not gonna bail on him like everyone else.”

    Colossus showed up at the right time when it matters the most. He carries Wade (fireman’s carry) while staring at him intently. Colossus removed the metal grill in Deadpool’s head before he fights off the Juggernaut. Afterlife Vanessa even warned Wade to not f*ck Colossus.

  6. Deadpool Fixing the Past

    Since the producers confirmed that the end credits scene is canon, we will include it in the list. Deadpool asks Negasonic Teenage Warhead and her girlfriend, Yukio, to fix Cable’s time-traveling device. He goes back in time to save Vanessa. Wade uses the cheese spreader and improves his aim to target the bad guy. 

    He jumps through time again saving Peter’s life (Hooray!). Deadpool told Peter to go home instead of saving Zeitgeist. We’ll definitely see him again. He isn’t done yet. He further goes back in time to kill X-Men Origins: Wolverine’s version of Deadpool. He said that he is just clearing up the already messed up timeline.

    Finally, Deadpool shoots Ryan Reynolds before he starred in the awful Green Lantern movie. This shady scene earns tons of laughter from geeky fans everywhere.

  7. Deadpool Growing His Legs

    In the first film, it was his hand. This time, his legs need growing. After the Juggernaut ripped his legs, we see him grow child’s legs. That includes every part from the waist down if you know what I mean.

    While growing his legs, he doesn’t really wear any bottoms. Blind Al thought she was holding his “small hands”. Wade crosses his legs, as he does, we get a glimpse of his little something. He approaches Cable by trying to walk on his child’s legs for the first time. We also briefly see his small cute butt. To top it off, we get a wide shot of Wade in a man’s torso with a kid’s legs.

    “Because of you I’ll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like,” retorted Cable. We all do, Cable. Some things cannot be left unseen.

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