Top 20 Silliest May the 4th Be with You Jokes for Every Star Wars Fan

Harrison Ford as Han Solo in Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
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Harrison Ford as Han Solo in Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
Credit: Lucasfilm Ltd. | Twentieth Century-Fox | License: Promotional

Around the world, avid Star Wars fans celebrate every May 4. They call this day May the Fourth Be With You after the tagline "May the force be with you." If you are celebrating today, here are some May the Fourth Be With You jokes worth sharing.

Best May the Fourth Be with You Jokes to Tell Star Wars Fans

May the Fourth be with you jokes: Ray Park / Peter Serafinowicz as Darth Maul in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
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We've collected the best May the Fourth Be With You jokes to share with your family and friends. Here are some of the best ones we've found:

1. Q: Did you hear that your local KFC will celebrate Star Wars Day on May 4th with an Anakin special?

A: It's an extra crispy chicken with no legs and only one wing.

2. Q: What happens if you celebrate Star Wars Day too hard tonight?

A: Watch out for the revenge of the fifth.

3. Q: What's Darth Vader's favorite food?

A: A sith-kebab

4. Q: What is Jabba the Hutt's favorite restaurant?

A: Pizza Hutt!

5. Q: Did you hear about the girl who is still single on Star Wars Day?

A: Apparently, she's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

6. Q: Is BB hungry?

A: No, BB-8.

7. Q: How to trigger a Star Wars fan on May 4th?

A: Go Fourth and Prosper!

8. Q: Where does Princess Leia do her shopping?

A: At the Darth Maul.

9. Q: What do you call a bubble tea party on Star Wars Day?

A: A Boba Fete.

10. Q: What position does Darth Vader play in baseball?

A: The Umpire!

11. Q: What kinds of cars do Jedi drive?

A: Toy-Yoda.

12. Q: Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

A: They put Yoda in charge of scheduling.

13. Q: Why did the Jedi cross the road?

A: To get to the dark side.

14. Q: What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?

A: I find your lack of steak disturbing.

15. Q: How do Jedi open PDF files?

A: They use Adobe Wan Kenobi.

16. Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?

A: Darth Waiter!

17. Q: Why was the droid angry?

A: Someone kept pushing its buttons.

18. Q: Is Chewbacca any good at baseball?

A: Nah, he's a Wookiee.

19. Q: What do you call two Han Solos singing together?

A: A Han-Duet.

20. Q: Why are Death Star pilots tired of space battles?

A: Because they always end up in a tie!

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How to Celebrate May 4th

May the Fourth be with you jokes: Daisy Ridley as Rey in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
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There are plenty of ways you can celebrate May 4th. Aside from telling jokes throughout the day, you can also follow these tips:

  • Have a BBQ with all your closest friends
  • Host a Star Wars movie marathon
  • Decorate your home with everything related to Star Wars
  • Play with lightsabers
  • Talk like Yoda the whole day

These are just some of the ideas we have on how you can celebrate May 4th. Which ones are you doing today? Let us know in the comments below.

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